Snarky Housewife Vol 2

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i dress to kill i cook the same way

i don't take orders i barely take suggestions

life isn't about the moments that take your breath away, that's asthma you're thinking of asthma

i know i'm a handful that's why you have two hands

not my circus no my monkeys but the clowns definitely know me

when they said that's a lot of money for stamps i knew we could never be friends

housework won't kill you but why take the change

i'm not lazy i'm on energy saving mode

vintage wife woman lady