Nurse

Size: 4x6

Perks of being a nurse legally allowed to stab people repeatedly can fart in the room and blame it on someone else brings people back from the dead expert at dealing with a lot of crap

to a badass nurse who restarts hearts and sees more balls than a catcher

may your cup runneth over unless it's a specimen cup

to my favorite nurse to our favorite nurse

why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma

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